I'd like to thank people that feel the need to drive big-ass trucks that are jacked up to ridiculous heights. You're giant tires are so great at sending up massive plumes of water, rocks, small children and whatnot. There should be a law that requires you to have giant pink mudflaps that hang behind your pointlessly gigantic tires so you can't soak every one's windows within a kilometer radius. What is the deal with your tires? Outside of off-roading somewhere they are utterly POINTLESS!! Your truck is not your dick, repeat that mantra often...
I also can't stand commercials that pretend to be candid interviews with the common street-folk. I just saw a commercial for Quiznos that showed 'chefs' handing out full sandwiches to the unsuspecting masses. Yeah. Right.
