Friday, March 13, 2009

Stuff that makes me nuts

I'd like to thank people that feel the need to drive big-ass trucks that are jacked up to ridiculous heights. You're giant tires are so great at sending up massive plumes of water, rocks, small children and whatnot. There should be a law that requires you to have giant pink mudflaps that hang behind your pointlessly gigantic tires so you can't soak every one's windows within a kilometer radius. What is the deal with your tires? Outside of off-roading somewhere they are utterly POINTLESS!! Your truck is not your dick, repeat that mantra often...

I also can't stand commercials that pretend to be candid interviews with the common street-folk. I just saw a commercial for Quiznos that showed 'chefs' handing out full sandwiches to the unsuspecting masses. Yeah. Right.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Economic Downturn

So if anyone was wondering, the 'economic downturn' is a bunch of hooey. That's right, it's all made up. I mean, did all the money in the world just vanish? No, it's all squirreled away somewhere by some nameless, faceless corporate bandit and SOME of it is in all of our bank accounts or in our mortgages and car payments or you name it. The money isn't gone, but the banks and the media want us to believe that is it. Some people's whole lives depend on disasters, be they natural or man-made, to make their money so this 'slump' is prime time to capitalize. I didn't create this theory, I had an inkling about it before, but a movie I watched help me realize the truth. If anyone wants their eyeballs opened, here it is.

http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.ca/zeitgeist-the-movie/

Watch it then watch the Addendum as well.